spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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