i don't like sucking hair
so explain again why im purple
no
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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