I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
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