No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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