he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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