the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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