Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
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Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
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as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
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