The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
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I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
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Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Randomize