he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
highlight of my day: hitchhiking a ride with random locals. tried to make conversation, asked what they do. driver says "you clearly don't recognize me." turns out i have had sex with him and forgot.
You are officially qualified to graduate from college.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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