You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
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Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
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Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
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