i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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