are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
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