nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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