scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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