I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
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You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
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steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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