I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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