I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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