i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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