is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
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My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
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