You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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