Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
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Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
the night ended with taco bell and tears
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
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I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
I'm always down for nudity.
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