I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
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Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
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You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
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