We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
You can't just leave with hair like that
You are the jesus of drinking
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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