Nicole vs. Life
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
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Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
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I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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