Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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