that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
My dick has a subreddit
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
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