Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
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I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
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I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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