The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
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Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
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If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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