He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Naked Twister starts at high noon
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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