A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
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ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
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You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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