you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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