Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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