Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
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better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
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He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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