I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
i just google imaged poop.
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
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Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
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I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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