the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
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there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
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Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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