Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
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I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
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bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
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