U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
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She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
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HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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