Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
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I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
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I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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