I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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