have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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