We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
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