Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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