okay pat passed out under dana's car
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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