I never want to see another naked old woman again.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
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all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
If I die, sorry about rent.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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