Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
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if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
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I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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