You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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