Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
So I just went to clothing optional bar
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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