i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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