I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
A bitchslap is in order.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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