Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
Invitations to sext will not be acknowledged until 10 a.m. EST. Thank you for your cooperation. We apologize for any inconvenience.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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