What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
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5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
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my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
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