his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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