And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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