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I need help removing her.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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