HIV tests are more positive than that guy
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
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Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
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My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
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