Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
my vag is so smooth its legendary
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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