whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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